My roommate is turning 30.

My roommate is turning 30 and I am not caring..
My roommate is turning 30 and I want to vomit up his strawberry champagne...

Don't accuse me of being a writer ... I am a HACK! I like to be amateur.

My roommate is turning 30 and I am googling Buchenwald, and Dachau, and Treblinka.
My roommate should get plastered so he doesn't have to get my hate Nazi vibe.

My roommate is turning 30 and I am downloading excessive stuff I can't pay for.

Happy Birthday Michael .... you seem like a good man.... and I'm pretty sure that I am possibly and probably not .... not always perhaps.