You are 'gay' he said ...
Join the boys on the Sydney games,
And be proud of you ....
Whatever Sir! ... I dreamt of Madonna,
She was perverse and difficult,
Perhaps the sag in the concert shot was telling,
5 0 my boy ... you must know this!
Still, I want Madonna to take me,
And teach me how to be ruled ... for awhile,
She may undress me and use me on her schedule,
I shall kiss as instructed and not climax first,
She will be angry perhaps and I may cry like a babe,
She may dress me up in her pointed bras and silly attire,
I might be scared and my body may tremble ..... with desire
and with a keen fear of the crazy famous goddesses.
You are 'gay' she said ... remember your identity,
You may marry like Sir Elton and be a double suited frame,
Go in to the world with your male on arm and love him so,
We accept your pink leanings and your 'gayness'!
But I want Madonna to take me ... her music on your stereo?
You must be a man's man .... too right lads! BUTTTTTTTT,
I want Madonna to take me ...
(sotto voce ... and f*ck my brains out!!)
Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
♥ ♥ My 500th Post On My #1 Globally Ranked Weblog On Icon (Madonna.com; Madonna's Official Website!) ♥ ♥
Name: Fatherspirit Bond
Status: OOHeaven (the eyes of the Queen).
Occupation: Part-time dilettante and allround Starf*cker! x
An astonishing fact: it has been only 36 weeks since Fatherspirit first logged onto ICON. Two hundred and fifty-two days. 6,048 hours. That's it.
Hundreds of postings later (and countless responses, including 500 Confession entries, about 1.984127 a day, if you want to get technical about it), months at the number one ranking and endless yackety-yack! (wink); it's hard to imagine what the landscape of ICON would look like without him.
What would have happened if this one Southern (hemisphere) belle had decided to be a doctor or lawyer or schoolteacher instead of becoming the biggest pain in da ass of all-time on ICON?
When a then-'sixteen' year-old Fadda debuted on ICON dressed in a naughtied-up schoolgirl uniform, no one could have guesed that 'she' would make such an immediate and lasting impact.
You want proof that this gal ain't no flash in the pan? There is perhaps no greater testament to Fatherspirit's cultural significance - no better symbolic flipping-of-the-bird to naysayers - than the sheer existence of this Confession.
From 'her' coy, bubblegum beginnings with a strange posting on the Dusseldorf thread on the main boards to the sophisticated, techno-groovalicious language of the latter Confession postings and competitions, this collection of writings demonstrates exactly how F.S. has grown up and grown into 'her' larger-than-life persona with the eyes of the world studying and analyzing 'her' every word.
All in just 36 weeks. Ponder this: how would you have occupied your time without Fatherspirit? Just think how much more work you could have gotten done if you weren't spending so many hours obsessing about the question that seems to arise every single time the Father logs onto ICON: "What has the crazy sonofabitch gone and done now?"
As a journalist who has interviewed and written about Fatherspirit on numerous occasions, I've lost track of how many times some tabloid-style ICON obsessed fan has asked me to come and talk about whether our dear Confessional princess has "taken it too far this time."
No matter what it was - whether it was a scandalously revealing board posting or who F.S. was dating (or not dating) or some finger stuck up at the ICON Mafia who constantly hound the poor dear; the question was the same: "Has Fatherspirit gone too far?"
The question itself totally misses the point. The job of any major 'entertainer' - any of the ones whose legacies loom large, from the Beatles to Madonna, Elvis to Michael Jackson - is not only to be entertaining, but also to be provocative.
The more interesting question to be asking is, "What is it about Fatherspirit that holds such fascination? How did this young punk from Toowoomba, Australia become the object of such desire, speculation and adoration?"
Fans and foes alike have been intent on figuring out whether F.S. is an angel or a devil-in-disguise. The answer is obvious, but not simple. He is both!
Spirit's back, tell a friend! (And long may he live!)
(Sincere apologies to Jenny Eliscu and Ms B. Spears)
LOVE YOU MADDY, U SEXI B*TCH!! x
!! MADONNA POLLUTES THE EARTH !!
*PLEASE CLICK HERE* Sincere thanks for reading my articles
H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E ???
Ray of Light Foundation's shame list of investments:
* Alcoa (No 9 All-time toxic American company)
* Ingersoll Rand
* Weyerhaeuser
* Ford Motor Company (where are all the hybrid motor vehicles?)
* British Petoleum
* Schlumberger
* Devon Energy
* Peabody Energy
* Emerson Electric
* Kimberly Clark
* Weatherford International.
SAVE THE PLANET?? Give me a break Madonna!!!
SAVE THE PLANET! BOYCOTT ICON AND ALL MADONNA PRODUCTS UNTIL THE OVERSIGHT IS FIXED!!
H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E ???
Ray of Light Foundation's shame list of investments:
* Alcoa (No 9 All-time toxic American company)
* Ingersoll Rand
* Weyerhaeuser
* Ford Motor Company (where are all the hybrid motor vehicles?)
* British Petoleum
* Schlumberger
* Devon Energy
* Peabody Energy
* Emerson Electric
* Kimberly Clark
* Weatherford International.
SAVE THE PLANET?? Give me a break Madonna!!!
SAVE THE PLANET! BOYCOTT ICON AND ALL MADONNA PRODUCTS UNTIL THE OVERSIGHT IS FIXED!!
Madonna Memorobilia.
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Madonna at a party in Paris
Who are the two men with her, anyone know?
Madonna at a party in Paris
Who are the two men with her, anyone know?
Thoughts On Madonna.
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Isn't it strange that the mere mention of Madonna's name often seems to draw an extreme reaction from people; some love her to bits and many vilify her and paint her out to be some sort of demonic monster, a tool of Satan etc.
Let's face it, with all the opinions, news stories, facts and fiction floating around out there it is almost impossible to really get a firm read on this iconic woman.
I asked myself, 'Do I really like Madonna?' Taking into account all her different guises, phases, and a myriad of artistic projects which she has produced over the years, and I decided that I didn't really know how to answer the question.
The confusion arose because it is probably accurate to say that I don't really know the real Madonna as I haven't spent time getting to know her on a personal, human-relating level. The 'real' Madonna is not really the Vogue icon or the feted pop-star of world tours, or the sometimes Hollywood actress, yet these are all part of what makes her who she is!
Realistically, I think it's fair to state that I spend more time than the average person thinking about this American Icon and entertainer, largely because I add content to her site. Without this fact I suspect that I would rarely give her much thought-time at all. Life is complex and there are way too many other issues to be concerned with. M. would no doubt be way down the list.
Through reading, I've come to the conclusion that Madonna is probably not the full-time, over-demanding, petulant Miss World that some claim she is. If she did match this description then it would be unlikely that she would have achieved the impressive heights that she has. Why do I say this? Think about it, if you offend and marginalize people, especially those who work for and with you, then it wouldn't take that long for your team to disband. Money and prestige can only make up for so much after all. Would someone like the extremely competent Liz Rosenberg have stayed around for so long if Madonna had treated her poorly over a course of years? I doubt it!
You would also have to think that the sheer weight of 'bad karma' generated from upsetting others would have ground M.'s career to a halt a long time ago. But this hasn't happened either.
Maybe its fair to say that despite the volume (at times) of bad press and criticisms concerning Madonna and the way she leads her life, most of those reporting are not really 100% rock solid sure of what they are saying, e.g. Madonna is apparently a voracious 'materialist' yet how do the tabloids really know the details of her financial portfolios? Maybe she gives vast sums to charity secretly? Who knows?
Madonna is reported to be 'extremely self-centered and self-seeking' by some reporters yet (publicity aside) the project in Malawi and her Live Earth contribution don't seem to miter in with this assessment of her. Yes sure, one can be seen to be charitable yet also be doing it for ulterior motives but at the end of the day, if those less fortunate are being aided by someone who has 'the lot', then it can't be argued that there is no goodness in their charitable gesture/s.
Giving in secret is supposed to be the only 'holy' charity yet in someone like Madonna's case, surely 'giving in secret' is much harder when one considers who she is. Madonna gets watched, Madonna gets followed, Madonna gets analyzed and scrutinized, so how can that many areas of her day-to-day life go unnoticed?
In some ways she seems every bit a normal person as 'the rest of us'. Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if she was quite an overweening bossy type, at least some of the time, and painfully opinionated at others. But you can tell that she cares about others (by watching footage) because her body language and voice level often seem authentic and balanced.
Madonna is very much a human being and I'm sure that she would agree with that statement too. Yet one thing that sets her apart from maybe the rest of us is her sense of consistency. By that, I mean that she gets up and produces at an impressively high standard time-after-time. Maybe perfectionism is her achilles heel (weak spot) yet it is a quality that is very hard not to admire when sustained for this length of time.
Long live the Queen.
Isn't it strange that the mere mention of Madonna's name often seems to draw an extreme reaction from people; some love her to bits and many vilify her and paint her out to be some sort of demonic monster, a tool of Satan etc.
Let's face it, with all the opinions, news stories, facts and fiction floating around out there it is almost impossible to really get a firm read on this iconic woman.
I asked myself, 'Do I really like Madonna?' Taking into account all her different guises, phases, and a myriad of artistic projects which she has produced over the years, and I decided that I didn't really know how to answer the question.
The confusion arose because it is probably accurate to say that I don't really know the real Madonna as I haven't spent time getting to know her on a personal, human-relating level. The 'real' Madonna is not really the Vogue icon or the feted pop-star of world tours, or the sometimes Hollywood actress, yet these are all part of what makes her who she is!
Realistically, I think it's fair to state that I spend more time than the average person thinking about this American Icon and entertainer, largely because I add content to her site. Without this fact I suspect that I would rarely give her much thought-time at all. Life is complex and there are way too many other issues to be concerned with. M. would no doubt be way down the list.
Through reading, I've come to the conclusion that Madonna is probably not the full-time, over-demanding, petulant Miss World that some claim she is. If she did match this description then it would be unlikely that she would have achieved the impressive heights that she has. Why do I say this? Think about it, if you offend and marginalize people, especially those who work for and with you, then it wouldn't take that long for your team to disband. Money and prestige can only make up for so much after all. Would someone like the extremely competent Liz Rosenberg have stayed around for so long if Madonna had treated her poorly over a course of years? I doubt it!
You would also have to think that the sheer weight of 'bad karma' generated from upsetting others would have ground M.'s career to a halt a long time ago. But this hasn't happened either.
Maybe its fair to say that despite the volume (at times) of bad press and criticisms concerning Madonna and the way she leads her life, most of those reporting are not really 100% rock solid sure of what they are saying, e.g. Madonna is apparently a voracious 'materialist' yet how do the tabloids really know the details of her financial portfolios? Maybe she gives vast sums to charity secretly? Who knows?
Madonna is reported to be 'extremely self-centered and self-seeking' by some reporters yet (publicity aside) the project in Malawi and her Live Earth contribution don't seem to miter in with this assessment of her. Yes sure, one can be seen to be charitable yet also be doing it for ulterior motives but at the end of the day, if those less fortunate are being aided by someone who has 'the lot', then it can't be argued that there is no goodness in their charitable gesture/s.
Giving in secret is supposed to be the only 'holy' charity yet in someone like Madonna's case, surely 'giving in secret' is much harder when one considers who she is. Madonna gets watched, Madonna gets followed, Madonna gets analyzed and scrutinized, so how can that many areas of her day-to-day life go unnoticed?
In some ways she seems every bit a normal person as 'the rest of us'. Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if she was quite an overweening bossy type, at least some of the time, and painfully opinionated at others. But you can tell that she cares about others (by watching footage) because her body language and voice level often seem authentic and balanced.
Madonna is very much a human being and I'm sure that she would agree with that statement too. Yet one thing that sets her apart from maybe the rest of us is her sense of consistency. By that, I mean that she gets up and produces at an impressively high standard time-after-time. Maybe perfectionism is her achilles heel (weak spot) yet it is a quality that is very hard not to admire when sustained for this length of time.
Long live the Queen.
We Love You Madonna!
*PLEASE CLICK HERE* Sincere thanks for reading my articles
The Mother of Christ .... Iconic .... Pop Queen .... Virgin birth .... Venerated Love Symbol .... Re-incarnated Detroit School Girl? .... Catholicism .... Dance Classes .... Ambition .... New York City .... Dan Gilroy .... Auditions .... Freddy De Mann .... Clubbing .... Free Love .... Everybody .... Sire Records .... Camille Barbonne .... Like a Virgin .... Crucifixes .... Provocations .... Media storms .... Church angst .... Teenage Wannabees .... Sean Penn .... Music Awards .... Like a Prayer .... Record Sales .... Sexy moves .... Diva style .... Girl Power .... Lady Loves .... Movie Magic .... Italian's do it Better! .... World Tours .... Changing Image .... Evita .... Mother and Child .... Ray of Light .... Spiritual Awakening .... William Orbit .... Grammy Ceremony .... London Calling .... Work ethic .... Yoga and Pilates .... Maverick Records .... Liz Rosenberg .... Dornoch Wedding .... English Rose Pub Lass .... Hello Rocco .... Soundtracks and Compilations .... Ali G. .... Miami Raves .... James Bond .... Confessing .... Dancefloor craze .... C.D. - D.V.D. .... Plaudits and applause .... ICON .... Malawi .... Oprah .... Chinchilla Fur Coats .... H&M .... Timbaland .... J.T. .... Live Earth .... Looking Gorgeous .... Fashion Goddess .... Sexy Babe! .... WE LOVE YOU MADONNA!
~Fatherspirit.~
The Mother of Christ .... Iconic .... Pop Queen .... Virgin birth .... Venerated Love Symbol .... Re-incarnated Detroit School Girl? .... Catholicism .... Dance Classes .... Ambition .... New York City .... Dan Gilroy .... Auditions .... Freddy De Mann .... Clubbing .... Free Love .... Everybody .... Sire Records .... Camille Barbonne .... Like a Virgin .... Crucifixes .... Provocations .... Media storms .... Church angst .... Teenage Wannabees .... Sean Penn .... Music Awards .... Like a Prayer .... Record Sales .... Sexy moves .... Diva style .... Girl Power .... Lady Loves .... Movie Magic .... Italian's do it Better! .... World Tours .... Changing Image .... Evita .... Mother and Child .... Ray of Light .... Spiritual Awakening .... William Orbit .... Grammy Ceremony .... London Calling .... Work ethic .... Yoga and Pilates .... Maverick Records .... Liz Rosenberg .... Dornoch Wedding .... English Rose Pub Lass .... Hello Rocco .... Soundtracks and Compilations .... Ali G. .... Miami Raves .... James Bond .... Confessing .... Dancefloor craze .... C.D. - D.V.D. .... Plaudits and applause .... ICON .... Malawi .... Oprah .... Chinchilla Fur Coats .... H&M .... Timbaland .... J.T. .... Live Earth .... Looking Gorgeous .... Fashion Goddess .... Sexy Babe! .... WE LOVE YOU MADONNA!
~Fatherspirit.~
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